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me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

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slutwhat:

fuck why can’t i look like her dknvckjdsvkjds

I love Nia

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I am right there. I still don’t have a costume for HallowMEME tomorrow and I’ve spent all week being anxious that I have no good ideas while not doing the sensible thing and actually going to a costume place to look at things. HELP.

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